'Tis the season... for Embunny to make an annual appearance.

Where has Embunny been this semester? She feels that it is a sadly frequent question these days.... Rather than working on her thesis like she should be doing right now, she will now contemplate this question and give several possible answers:

1. Alumni Hall. Haven't you heard Embunny sold her soul to them after second year?

2. The Craft Room. Embunny retreats here after long weeks to sew rocking-chair cushions and hot glue bits of ribbon to things.

3. In the Internets. Watch out, December 15th - Embunny's big fat vacation status will be blocking unwelcome (so essentially, every) email that comes her way.

4. Dean Laushway's office. Did you know he has a coffee table handcrafted to look like his pet dog?

5. Scott Stadium... oh wait, NOT. As tempting as it is to watch our peers pick fights with opposing fans while the Good Old Song is never being sung... no thanks. Grass' eggrolls proved a much better alternative this season.

6. Alderman. Apparently 4th year still requires reading. Embunny's library borrowing and renewals have gotten so out of hand that she now owes $13 in late fees.

7. Hoos in Denial. Embunny thanks her lucky stars that she has Grass and an hour of sanity each Wednesday night at 9pm. She basks in the glow of friendship, paper dolls of school-days past, and a clementine or two.

8. Antarctica. Here is a souvenir photo with her new friend.

Goals for next semester:

1. More frequenting of the Corner.

2. Less meetings.

3. Corrupt a first year.

4. World Peace.