Grass is shocked and Appalled by Oolong's Post!
The graphic content of that close-up picture is vulgar on so many levels, Oolong. You should be ashamed of yourself for putting such racy material on the internet. Grandmothers taking buses everywhere are ashamed of you and your kitsch treatment of that crimson yarn. How do you live with yourself?
That's right, Oolong. You just keep smiling away without a care in the world. Keep those two fingers up and alert. Just remember that on the left is the proper reaction to your antics. I, Grass, take knitting ethics very seriously.
And here is one final thought:
In peace,
G
P.S.: Grass in in Alderman stacks right now writing three papers due at the beginning of the week, basically hating life. Funny the verbose rage that procrastination can procure.
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